"Jennifer's Body, a horror comedy written by Juno's Diablo Cody, and promising a girl-on-girl kissing scene between Transformers temptress Fox and Big Love babe Amanda Seyfried, did only $6.8 million. Megan's body makes for a perky pinup, but even her boy-fans can do simple arithmetic. Why should they pay for a glimpse of Fox nudity when they can get a closer, longer look for free on Egostastic.com?"

 HAHAHAHA, last line guys, last line.